eastle test

room 11 needed to do a writing test about either a picture about a dog in the sea, two pigs swimming, a tree monster or some people playing soccer. heres mine: (about the pigs swimming.)

A thin man sat in his office looking out the window. A knock sounded at his door. He could see that it was his fat maid: mint fizz. She paused then held up a newspaper and  sharply said “have you seen the news Mr. Joltson!”

“Yes, yes sad murder.” said Fog Joltson “lucky they got in jail though.”

“no , no, no the headline says: 2 pigs swim in pool…”

That put an image in Fogs mind, but then he came out of his day dream and continued listen.

“... and drown.”

“Oh.”

“Mmm-mmm.”

“Well thats-.”

“Mmmmmmmm-mm.”

“Um-.”

“Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-m.”

“Excuse me but-.”

“Mmmmmmmmmmmmm-mm *snort* mm oh sorry I fell asleep.” she left.

Then Fog fell asleep.

The next day everyone was asleep because if you imagine pigs swimming it's sort of like counting sheep but much, much, much more effective.